Friday, March 12, 2010

NOT pants monsters!

The Morlocks and Amazing Colossal Man/ Colossal Beast are NOT pants monsters. A pants monster is not just covering their genitals, they're making a couple of statements at different levels. Unfortunately, this disqualifies the Gorn:

The true pants monster is saying, "I may be a monster, but I live in a world of men. A monster who wears pants will be taken more seriously."

The pants monster movie producer is saying, "We're going to show more monster but I don't have enough money to pay for a whole suit and we'll probably just show him from the waist up anyway."

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